May 2012
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baraskank: oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
May 27th
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pizzaforpresident: when i was 6 my best friend told me that there was a secret spice girl named spaghetti spice and i grew up believing that to be true until i was 17
May 26th
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May 25th
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thorhead: mary had a little lamb its heart was black as coal. it crept into her room one night and ate her fucking soul.
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 23rd
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hipsterminat0r-: I commented on this girls picture on facebook. I told her she was cute. … she just messaged me and said “I appreciate it, but I’m straight.” - I said you were cute, not that I want to scissor your timbers.
May 22nd
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anch0vies: If you say you don’t like the song Party In the USA you are lying
May 20th
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May 20th
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p1ss: I’ve been having nip slips all day long
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 13th
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andwhispers: every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
May 9th
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May 7th
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May 4th
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taycreatesmemories: whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
May 3rd
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May 1st
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