May 2012
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baraskank:
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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pizzaforpresident:
when i was 6 my best friend told me that there was a secret spice girl named spaghetti spice and i grew up believing that to be true until i was 17
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thorhead:
mary had a little lamb
its heart was black as coal.
it crept into her room one night
and ate her fucking soul.
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hipsterminat0r-:
I commented on this girls picture on facebook. I told her she was cute.
… she just messaged me and said “I appreciate it, but I’m straight.”
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I said you were cute, not that I want to scissor your timbers.
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anch0vies:
If you say you don’t like the song Party In the USA you are lying
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p1ss:
I’ve been having nip slips all day long
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andwhispers:
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
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taycreatesmemories:
whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
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