January 2012
33 posts
my mom’s argument against piracy is “well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn’t make any money!”
MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
LIBRARIES

in orders to get your drivers license you should be required to complete rainbow road on mario kart without falling off once
blue ivy has already done 3 things i want to do
- be a millionaire
- meet jay-z
- touch beyonce’s vagina
First impression: “oh you’re a girl i expect nudes from you”
Truth is: you have a penis
How old do you look: 20
Have you ever made me laugh: omfg yes, remember when i told you to punch yourself in the nose because you didn’t want it to seem like you was about to fap
Have you ever made me mad: no
Best feature: your boobs.
Have I ever had a crush on you: Various crushes.
You’re my: BOOBEAR
Name in my phone. i think it was Pete and i had you on my brother’s phone too
Best thing about you. HUMOUR
What we would do if we met. GO SEE FYS AND VERSAEMERGE
Funniest thing I know about you. i was on holiday and you sent me an email about some guy telling you, you needed therapy
Why I follow you. because you’re one of my boyfriends
What’s the best thing about your blog. everything, my favourite blog ~
Should you post this too? you already havee
First impression: you seemed mentally unstabled
Truth is: we’re both mentally unstabled
How old do you look: you look 12
Have you ever made me laugh: oh dear god yes
Have you ever made me mad: nein
Best feature: YOUR HAIR OHMYGOD LET ME STROKE IT
Have I ever had a crush on you: 24/7
You’re my: partner in crime
Name in my phone. harborth
Best thing about you. fanny
What we would do if we met. most likely be arrested
Funniest thing I know about you. your ego
Why I follow you. you’d have no followers if i don’t
What’s the best thing about your blog. everything
Should you post this too? no you have no followers.
i just want to live in a world of potatoes
no humans just me and potatoes and i can eat them various ways
- mashed potatoes
- hash browns
- french fries
- potato chips
- baked potato
so perfect
this is the POTENTIAL BREAK-UP SONG
omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn