when i was 6 my best friend told me that there was a secret spice girl named spaghetti spice and i grew up believing that to be true until i was 17
mary had a little lamb
its heart was black as coal.
it crept into her room one night
and ate her fucking soul.
I commented on this girls picture on facebook. I told her she was cute.
… she just messaged me and said “I appreciate it, but I’m straight.”
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I said you were cute, not that I want to scissor your timbers.
