thereisnothingicantbe:

My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.

kill me with that look

ytoob:

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

natalie dormer in elementary

dietchola:

there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved